List-O-Rama: 8 Reading Confessions

List-O-Rama: 8 Reading Confessions

We try to maintain the guise here on Clear Eyes, Full Shelves that we’re Extremely Intelligent Individuals. But, I’ve got a few confessions that will blow that image right out of the water.   

Clear Eyes, Full Shelves: 8 Reading Confessons - I didn't finish the Harry Potter series.

Clear Eyes, Full Shelves: 8 Reading Confessons - I didn't finish the Harry Potter series.

#1 I didn’t finish reading the Harry Potter series.

Renegade almost threw her pie in my face when I off-handedly mentioned this to her awhile back. There’s no particular reason for this, except that was an actual adult when this series came out and I started reading and then got busy with life and didn’t finish. I think I left off around book five. I should probably finish reading them, but I’ve seen the movies, so (assuming the storyline follows the books) I kind of know how everything shakes out. 

Clear Eyes, Full Shelves: 8 Reading Confessions - I never read Lord of the Rings

Clear Eyes, Full Shelves: 8 Reading Confessions - I never read Lord of the Rings

#2 I’ve never read Lord of the Rings.

(Or any of the associated books.) Nor have I seen the movies. I’ve never had any interest. I think I read a couple of pages of The Hobbit when I was around 13 and was all, “What the hell is a hobbit?”

Clear Eyes, Full Shelves: 8 Reading Confessions - I don't read fantasy, even Finnikin of the Rock by Melina Marchetta

Clear Eyes, Full Shelves: 8 Reading Confessions - I don't read fantasy, even Finnikin of the Rock by Melina Marchetta

#3 Related: I actively avoid reading fantasy.

I adore urban fantasy. However, straight-up fantasy just doesn’t work for me. Once swords, castles and the like come into play, I lose interest. This extends even to some of my favorite authors. I made a valiant effort to read Melina Marchetta’s fantasy series, and I think I only made it through a chapter. I am currently fretting over the fact that the Daughter of Smoke and Bone sequel sounds a lot like a fantasy novel, instead of the very cool urban fantasy of the first book. I will be inconsolable if this is the case. 

The only Jane Austen novel I like is Persuasion. - Clear Eyes, Full Shelves:7 Reading Confessions

The only Jane Austen novel I like is Persuasion. - Clear Eyes, Full Shelves:7 Reading Confessions

#4 The only Jane Austen novel I like is Persuasion.

Yep. I know, you guys, I know… 

I don't like The Catcher in the Rye - Clear Eyes, Full Shelves:8 Reading Confessions

I don't like The Catcher in the Rye - Clear Eyes, Full Shelves:8 Reading Confessions

#5 The Catcher in the Rye is among my top ten most disliked books.

If any main character ever needed a face punch, it’s Holden Caulfield. Fortunately—spoiler alert!—he does actually get punched in the face in the book. 

I don't like The Bell Jar - Clear Eyes, Full Shelves:8 Reading Confessions

I don't like The Bell Jar - Clear Eyes, Full Shelves:8 Reading Confessions

#5 Uh, so is The Bell Jar.

I got so much hell in my college women’s literature class for arguing that The Bell Jar was ridiculously self-indulgent. (I also got an ‘A’, for what it’s worth.) However, I did really enjoy Arlaina Tibensky’s And Then Things Fall Apart, which references The Bell Jar extensively—it was a spot-on depiction of why people obsess over that novel.

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#6 If an animal appears in a book, I skip ahead to make sure it doesn’t die.

That has become such a dealbreaker for me that I just accept that I’d rather be spoiled on an ending than be devastated over another fictional animal death. There’s a very popular series I haven’t read because I Googled what happens to an animal that figures prominently in the story. I just can’t and won’t go there anymore. 

Clear Eyes, Full Shelves: 8 Reading Confessions - I like Soft Sci-Fi, like Across the Universe by Beth Revis

Clear Eyes, Full Shelves: 8 Reading Confessions - I like Soft Sci-Fi, like Across the Universe by Beth Revis

#7 If I’m going to read science fiction, it’s got to be “soft sci-fi.”

I have exactly zero interest in learning a new lexicon in order to read a book. I am that lazy. I feel no shame about this. Yet, loads of people seem to think I should. Also, just how ridiculous is the term, “soft sci-fi”?

I love WTFery, like Laura Griffin's Novels - Clear Eyes, Full Shelves: 8 Reading Confessions

I love WTFery, like Laura Griffin's Novels - Clear Eyes, Full Shelves: 8 Reading Confessions

#8 I have a soft spot for WTFery. 

As evidenced by my love for the crazy novels of Laura Griffin, I have a high tolerance for absolutely unbelievable plots. But, I say that with a caveat: I want my crazy plots to be legitimately crazy. None of this crap that’s so common on “Dramatic Contemporary YA” these days where there’s simply loads of heightened drama. I want my WTFery to involve parachutes. At a minimum. Bonus points for pirates, deserted islands and/or flame-throwers. 

Do y’all have some reading confessions to make?

They can’t be any “worse” than mine!

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